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#52148 - 01/27/13 05:49 AM A man's logic
Chubbs Offline
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Registered: 07/11/08
Posts: 964
Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 3 6 packs

Lady: How much per 6 pack

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 6 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?
Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?
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#52154 - 01/27/13 04:28 PM Re: A man's logic [Re: Chubbs]
Geezer Offline
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Registered: 03/28/09
Posts: 2035
Loc: Raymond, WA
Originally Posted By: Chubbs
Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?


Women don't need a Ferrari to drive men crazy.

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#52177 - 01/28/13 04:50 PM Re: A man's logic [Re: Geezer]
funkycamper Offline
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Registered: 07/08/08
Posts: 6294
I rarely drink. So where's my Porsche Carrera? Dang, must be doing something wrong. wink
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#52202 - 01/28/13 11:02 PM Re: A man's logic [Re: funkycamper]
Geezer Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 03/28/09
Posts: 2035
Loc: Raymond, WA
Originally Posted By: funkycamper
I rarely drink. So where's my Porsche Carrera? Dang, must be doing something wrong. wink


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