What would Palin name you?

If you were Palin's baby, what kind of silly name would she give you?

I'd like to introduce myself....Ammo Canal Palin.

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste

But my Sarah Palin baby name is:

Taupe Armageddon Palin

Armageddon, eh? An appropriate name for someone who doesn't believe in the fantasy.

Vise Peeper Palin

VP Palin... eh...

Well I guess my name would be Rock Crane Palin

Copper Catfish Palin

Fire Patriot Palin
Meat Notgay Palin

Two months later my name is:

Rifle Panzer Palin

Not bad... not bad.

Bomb Locomotive Palin.

I think I'm going to change my name.

Rankle Hiway Palin

Chevy General Palin