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Beavis & Lumberjack, explained
Beavis & Lumberjack, explained
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Poster John Offline
Posted 11/27/12 06:20 PM
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At last, an explanation for why this board's resident delusionals are the way they are.

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#50525 - 11/27/12 06:33 PM Re: Beavis & Lumberjack, explained [Re: John]
Stash Offline
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Sadly, that does illustrate a problem, doesn't it. A better cartoon would be:

"Corporations were created by the Government!"

"They need to be regulated."

"By whom?"

"The government!"

"But, the Supreme Court has said they are people and they have paid politicians to eliminate the regulations we put in place."

"But, they can't do....."

"Excuse me, our new corporate masters have said you can't say that."
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#50562 - 11/30/12 06:58 PM Re: Beavis & Lumberjack, explained [Re: John]
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Then government should wad up the pieces of paper by which it established the corporations. Presto, no need for regulation.

Easy peasy.

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#50563 - 11/30/12 09:59 PM Re: Beavis & Lumberjack, explained [Re: Stash]
FUBAR Offline
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"But, the Supreme Court has said they are people and they have paid politicians to eliminate the regulations we put in place."

So the government has created "people." That means that life begins at incorporation.

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#50565 - 12/01/12 12:05 AM Re: Beavis & Lumberjack, explained [Re: FUBAR]
Stash Offline
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A. Government created corporations
B. SCOTUS says corporations are people
C. People are life
D. Therefore, Life begins at incorporation

I've seen much worse logic. Nice.
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#50568 - 12/01/12 01:28 AM Re: Beavis & Lumberjack, explained [Re: FUBAR]
funkycamper Offline
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Originally Posted By: FUBAR
So the government has created "people." That means that life begins at incorporation.


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